Steve+5c+Twisted+Fairy+Tale

You know the story of __Jack and the Beanstalk__ right?But you don’t know real thing.You got what that stubbern Jack told you.This time I will tell you the story from how I saw it.
 * __The Real Thing__**

I was just cooking the most tastiest eggs ever, when Jack came in and tried to steal the source of all these delicious eggs.Then I tried to ask for it for it back, but that stubborn Jack just wouldn’t give it back. I politely asked for it back,but Jack just wouldn't give it back.So I chased him and I kept asking politely until he hit me with a really big bat.I screamed in pain.Then I got really mad at him and chased him until he tripped me.Then he ate a stick and started acting like a barbarian.He went on a rampage.Then I started to run away because I was scared he would hurt me.We giants are really nice,but we might look scary.We're the ones really scared of you.We just don't look like it.Then I started to run away because I was scared. Wouldn't you be scared if a person that was acting like a babarian was chasing you?Then he hit me with a really,really big stick and I fell unconcious.After that I sleepwalk alot and since I was really,really,really mad because he hit me with a really,really big stick.Then I started chasing him without knowing and I went on a rampage toward Jack without knowing. Then I fell down a cliff and bumped my head.Then I woke up and wondered "Where am I and how did I get here?"I walked around to see where I was.Then I went home.After that the police barges into my house knocks down my door and arrests me. I just go and asked them what happend.When they say they I attacked someone.After that Jack visits me in jail. He came to brag about how good life is out in the world.While I am l here rotting in jail.

Can you help me get out? That's how it really happend.Just because I got really mad and chased him while I was sleepwalking. I am blamed as the bad guy.You can't blame me I was slepwalking.Besides I didn't even know what was happening.