Twisted+Fairytale


 * __The Three Little Chameleons__**

Hi! This is the "big, bad" lion you folks call me. But I don't think it's true. The reason they call me this is because of this story( I've had this experience before)... Once upon a time, there lived 3 chameleons. They lived in L.A! They thought it was a very peaceful place. But unfortunately, it was not. There was a lion chasing them! There was a jungle near L.A. But the problem was that all the neighbors were mad because the lion roared everyday. So one day, a neighbor, Macy, shouted to the lion, "Would you please shut up and go back to the jungle?!!" So, the lion skimped away. But at midnight, the lion came back and the chameleons were scared. So they ran as fast as they could to Mexico. As they were skimping along, they got seperated where the point of the path got divided. But the youngest chameleon, Richard, got into a sandstorm and landed near a man selling paper bricks. So Richard thought to himself, "I should buy those and build a house out of it!!" So he did. Then the lion came, pretending he was lost. But he knew that Richard built a house here. So he tried fooling Richard. But when the lion asked, " Little chameleon, little chameleon, will you please let me in?" He answered,"Not by the skin of my cheeky-cheek-cheek!" So the lion got furious. In the mean time,Lucy, the middle chameleon, had built a house out of hay. But the lion was saying to Richard, "Then I will scritch and scratch until your house gets destroyed!!" "Try!"said Richard. So he scratched and scratched until he could reach out and get the little chameleon."Uh-oh!"shouted Richard. But just when the time the lion was about to eat Richard, he used his long tongue to get to Lucy's house. The lion was depressed. Then, the lion reached Lucy's house which was made out of little twigs and branches.( She was walking and walking until she met a woman selling twigs.) Again he said, "Little chameleons, little chameleons will you please let me in? I am a lost traveler." Then Lucy said, "Not by the skins of our cheeky-cheek-cheek!" Then the lion got furious once more. "Then I'll scritch and scratch until your house gets destroyed!!" So he scratched the door with his long, pointy claws. So Lucy and Richard reached their long tongues to get to the oldest chameleon's house, Billy, who just finished making his house out of bricks. The lion once more ran as fast as he could to the Billy's house and knocked on the door. "Little chameleons, little chameleons, would you please let me in?" "Not by the skins of our cheeky-cheek-cheek!" This time, the lion was more furious than ever. "GRRRRR!! Then I'll scritch and scratch this house until it gets destroyed!!" As he said this, the three chameleons giggled silently. "I guess the lion doesn't know that no matter how much he scratches, he'll never be able to destroy this house made out of bricks!!" whispered Billy. But the chameleons were worried, so they decided to glue the house stronger.The lion, who didn't know this, scratched for 6 straight hours...but in the mean time, the three little chameleons decided to call the police and in about 5 minutes later, 2 large black and white police cars came and parked in front of the oldest chameleon's brick house. But the lion, who was too busy scratching the brick wall,didn't notice a single thing. The police men watched in silence. In his mind, the police was thinking,"What a dumb lion!!" At this time, the three chameleons were laughing like crazy. Suddenly, they heard a loud //'thump!'// and they all rushed to the window to see what was happening. There, in their lawn was the lion, who fainted because he was too exausted from all the scratching. He's long, pointy claws were all worn out into short, stubby nails. He's eyes were open and was breathing in a steady pace. Then came two police officers, wearing their black uniforms and their black, shiny boots. One of them picked up the lion and the other one arrested his arms. They wrote a jail report for trying to kill nature. "Bye,bye Mr.Lion! Thanks, policemen~" called a voice from the house and the three happy chameleons giggled as the door of the police car closed. Then, the black and white car drove away off to the old, pale jailhouse with the lion in it!! ....... "Well, thanks dear dumb diary, for listening to my story. It's pretty lonely here in jail without anyone to talk to. I guess I'll be going out of jail after 1 year. I will revenge you chameleons!!!" So the lion ran away from jail after 1 week he wrote this. But unfortunately, he got caught again and got an extra 5 years for staying in jail for trying to run away.

P.S: This is why lions are kept in a cage!!!