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 Twisted fairy tales Cinderella Have you ever heard of the story Cinderella? Well guess what that story was a complete lie. It’s me the ugly step sister. To be honest I am as ugly as can be. Only because stupid Cinderella made me. I used to be uglier so a few thanks to her. Though In the stories it tells you all about me and my sisters. It says we are the bad guys. We are not its pretty girl Cinderella who’s the bead dude. So this is the real story we are the best. To ever live well me. I am. One rainy day I was just having a makeover I really needed one. I was so ugly back then. Then it happened the crazy little Cinderella messed it up.

I was just normal then she came and messed it up. So I and my ugly sisters went to sort her out. We tortured her so much we made her do everything. Then it was time for the party. She went when we were supposed to.

Then she met a little pretty boy stupid prince. They fell in love at first sight she said she had a fairy god mother help her she actually stole my purse. She forgot her stupid shoe and the prince took it. Then she got him. The prince should have took me, i am much better then her.

So Cinderella told on us. We went to a mental hospital, but no one ever mentioned that in the book. So that is the real story Cinderella is actually the pretty step sister it’s all her fault we are like this. So this is the story i mean the real story. You see that Cinderella girl she has a bad case of telling lies. So we were trying to get her some very rare medicine because they don't sell it these day's.

We were just minding our own business we were walking down the road when the prince came riding down on his messed up Harley Davidson. You see in the book he is supposed to be the best prince of them all. In real life he is a smelly guy that lived on the streets. I did lend him some of my money. That didn't help he just went to the shops and got a cigar. He is gonna die one day. Smocking is just like hurting yourself. So he came driving down looking like a rhino running in a big cloud of smoke. So then we went into the drug store.(not the bad drugs the good ones.)

So we are now in the drug store the prince follows us in and asks if i can take of my shoe and try to fit my foot in Cinderellas shoe. In the story it said that my foot size was to big. Absolutely not true he smelled so bad i could hardly even go near him. So i just kept my shoe on and told him to bug off. Seriously he smelled really bad. So actually it was my shoe that Cinderella took so it would have fit but it was just impossible to go near him. So you know Cinderella was dirty and just went right next to him and her shoe fit so they had a terrible gross marriage.

Poor Cinderella and her gross little husband.

THE END OF THE REAL STORY

I am going to give you a little surprise a picture of myself the ugly step sister http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/ugly-alan.jpg