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 =__Do You Know the Real Story of Aladdin???__ = By: Hans Son Based on the fairy tale Aladdin and the wonderful lamp

Do you know the real story of Aladdin??? You’ve probably heard of the story where I'm the bad guy (I'm Jafar) and Aladdin and Princess Jasmine are good guys. Well, don't believe any of that junk because this is my story and you have to listen to me too!!! So, here it is.

One cloudy and gloomy day, I was in my palace, looking for something fascinating and grand to happen to me. Then, I was outside and I saw a guy in the dungeon. I had heard stories and I hope he knew something about the lamp with Gene in it so I let him go and he said he'll go and retrieve the lamp. I promised him I'd give him diamonds, but on the way there, a hole was formed in my sack and I lost all of it. So then I decided to give him my knife. It wasn't the best present ever, but that's the only thing I had. Therefore, I went to the entrance of the sand and then I gave him the knife and said thanks. Then, a long time after that, Prince Ali came to my castle and then he said he was going to marry Princess Jasmine! First of all, intruding into one's castle is not very respectful. And why on earth would he want to marry Jasmine??? Jasmine was my fiance, not that prince's! So, that's what got me mad. A long time after that, I was just hanging around with Jasmine and she was curt and mean towards me. What did I do??? I accidentally went kind of crazy and set the hourglass and put Jasmine in it. I was just trying an experiment and I was going to brush my teeth for the time the sand was coming down (and of course I was going to take her out immediately after I was done brushing). Then, that guy Prince Ali or whatever he calls himself, he dashed into my palace again without permission and he broke the hourglass!!! I was so darned mad that I turned into snake form, and then I tried to squeeze him and that's when he got the lamp and sucked me in. So now I was busted and people thought (and still think) I'm a criminal. Until now, I am still a bad guy that haunts little kids' dreams. Grrr...Darn you humans!!! I will never forgive people who wrote this story. I'm stuck in a lamp!!! Help!!! :(