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Twisted fairy tales the Real Story of jack and the beanstalk

WRITTEN by FRANCIS BAE Do you know the original story of Jack and the Beanstalk? No, unless you read MY story. Jack was really rich. One day, he visited his aunt's house. His aunt, however, was very poor and had no money. She was also very lazy, and only had one hog. She wanted Jack to exchange the hog for something more valuable.

While Jack was walking with the hog, he became very hungry. Suddenly, he met a strange grandmother on the road. She offered to give Jack four red apples for the hog. Since he was so hungry, he said yes. On the way back home, he ate all the apples! There was no rubbish can in sight, so Jack threw away the four apple cores in his aunt's garden. The apple seeds from the cores were magic, and they grew into a tall apple tree in one minute!

I was lying in my bed when I felt the tree poke my back. I looked out my window, and saw Jack climbing up the tree. I was scared of this stranger, so I hid in my closet and peeked out the door. Jack came into my cottage, and stole the eggs that my duck had laid. For your information, my duck lays ROTTEN eggs.

I decided that Jack was not a scary person, and that all he wanted were eggs. So I decided to hide every time Jack came to my cottage so that he could take as many eggs as he wanted and wouldn't be scared of me. Since Jack had come to my cottage after I came back from work, I thought he would come at that time again. The next day, after work, I went into my closet to wait for Jack. Unfortunately, I was very tired, and I fell asleep, so I don't know if Jack came that night or not.

I told my wife about Jack and told her to be kind to him if he shows up while I am at work. I think my wife is the kindest giant I have ever known. She agreed to, but Jack never showed up at that time.

One day, I took a nap at work, so after work, when I was hiding in the closet, I was wide awake. I saw Jack come into the cottage, and I wanted to be his friend and let him know it was okay to take my eggs. So I opened the closet door to greet him, but he was surprised and frightened to see me. He stared at me with his mouth open, screamed loudly, grabbed my duck, and darted out the door. He stole my duck! I yelled after him to wait because I wanted to talk. Jack didn't stop, so I ran after him. He went down the large tree, and I was scared to follow because I had never been on the ground before. I was also afraid of heights. But I wanted to be Jack's friend so much, that I started to follow him down the tree. My wife had heard me screaming and also ran after me. Jack got to the bottom of the tree first. I kept climbing down, but Jack suddenly got a large ax and started cutting down the tree! I scaremed because I started to fall, but luckily, my beautiful wife reached down and caught my hand before I fell to the ground.

That's the TRUE story of what happened to me. As you can see, I am a very kind giant. So is my wife. Please do not consider what a person looks like because you can never tell just by looking if a person is kind or not.