5A-Jessica+Oh-Mytwistedfariytale

//__The Three Fishes and the Ugly__// //__Shark__//
Once upon a time there lived 3 guppies and their family had too many children so 3 of them went to find their destiny. When they left the house their mother and father were overjoyed. Because the two of the fishes that left were the rudest, meanest, selfish, and ugliest fishes in the family and their names are Mean, and Rude. But one of the guppies was nice and smart and his name was Nice. They were swimming together when there were 3 separate roads. So they all went in different directions. While Rude was swimming by he saw a Tuna fish selling kelp so Rude went to her to buy some. “Hey Lady give me some kelp”, shouted Rude When the lady was turning around she took one look at him and fainted. So Rude took all the kelp and ran to make a home. After he was done he went in his house. He did not notice that a shark was following Rude. Soon the shark knocked on the door and said," Little fish, little fish let me in!" "Not by the gills of my finny, fin, fin!" replied the Guppy in a low voice. "Then I'll swing and I'll fling and I'll knock your house down!" said the shark. And he did. But before the shark knocked down the house the little Guppy ran away to Mean’s house for safety. When he got there Mean was in his house so Rude came in. “What do you want?” Mean shouted Rude did not reply he just went to the kitchen and got some beer and then he farted. Mean was about to shout at him when there was a knock. Then something said,” “Little fish little fish, Please let me in." Rude had not known that the Shark came already  Mean shouted "Not by the gills of my finny, fin, fin! You pidgin poo” Shark was very angry and hungry so he shouted, "Then I'll swing and I'll fling and I'll knock your house down!" And once again he did. But before the shark knocked down the house the little guppies ran away to Nice’s house for safety. The third Guppy was the brains, and was lucky. While he was walking a family was moving from a house that was made out of coral. So nice bought it. Just then the other 2 guppies came and told Nice what happened. Since Nice is so nice he took them inside. Just then the shark came back and once again said, “little fish, little fish let me in!" Nice said "Go away shark we don’t want you here!" Shark replied "Then I'll swing and I'll fling and I'll smash you house down!" While Shark and Nice were talking the other two guppies were trying to pack up all the clothes, food and while they were doing that they were screaming "Its all over, were going to die, I’m to young to die!" By the time they were done screaming Shark was so mad and shouted" save your gills fishes because I’m going to swing and fling and knock your house down HA!!!!!!!!!!" "Go ahead you big ugly sucker" shouted Nice. Nice becomes a little mad when something is shouting at him. The shark started to lift his tail and started to swing it but when the coral hit the sharked tail he yelped. When the shark was fussing over his tail Mean and Rude came out and bit the shark on the nose and the shark ran all the way home and the guppies live happily ever after!!!!!!!!