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**__The Actual Snow White Story__**
__**by Kate the Wicked Witch**__
 * Actually by Joonyon Park**

Yo, you might just read the title and say "I know this story, I heard it like 100 times, dude." or " What? What kind of author would write this kind of story?" and so on. Well, this one is the true story I mean the actual, the real, and the truth of Snow White. As you know, I'm Kate and I'm supposed to be the bad terrible grandma who is giving Snow a poisoned apple and she dies. You know, I have feelings too and I'm like other people who are walking on the street in New York City. So, I'll tell you the true, the actual, the real, and the truth of Snow White.

One day in a 'once upon a time' time, I was a happy young woman living in a small pretty house with my kids Tom (the youngest), Jess, and Andrew (the oldest). My husband died just before Tom was born. One day, I was in the kicthen cooking dinner and I saw a little boy standing right infront of our house. Then he knocked on the door. Thinking that he's a bit weird since we never had a visitor for the last 5 months, I opened the black door slowly expecting a cute little boy saying funny things but it was totally different. This was how the whole story began.

" Are you Kate Broom, madam?" the boy asked almost whispering, " I came here because my sister is very sick almost cancer and I have to help her! I mean she's very very sick and I don't know why. Oh, you got to help. Please, madam!" I knew something wasn't right so I followed him and then I saw this small house and there were 7 small plastic gnomes guarding the garden steady and was a bit rotten. However, I went in and... nobody was in the house. //What is this// //trick?// I thought. There was a tall and skinny woman looking at a strange mirror mumbling. I went closer than she turned around suddenly and... ahhhh! The face! The face, look at it! A wrinkled white face with red eyes and black lips. I can't describe it. It's just terrible! I couldn't stand it anymore. I turned around when I saw the boy was gone. //What? What in the world is this place and what's going on?// It was all strange and I had to do something. I asked carefully, " Um, who are you? Uh, since I don't know what's going on." " Now now, what do we have here? A old woman asking me, the royal queen, a such question? Hmm...why did you come here?" the witch (the tall skinny woman) asked in a cranky voice. I replied, " I don't have time for this and I really have to go because my kids are waiting." " Oh, don't you dare do that! You are, Kate Broom, I suppose? The Brooms... you're ancester, Lily Broom, was the woman who killed my mom. You might be wondering, 'My ancester to her mom?' but it is somehow because we, the royal queen witches, live for about 500 years and I'm only 372 years old. Anyways, you have a choice. You can... hmm... clever woman running out of this castle so quietly."

I was running to my house right after I said that I really have to go. It was easy escaping but when I turned around and saw the house again, it was a castle. How weird. Now I'll ask you a question. Are you still reading this story (which you are)? I mean do you believe it's true? Well, I swear that this story I'm telling you right now, it's totally true. Let's go on, come on read the next sentence! By the time I was finally in the house, the kids were still sleeping and there were no differences in the house like I expected. I finshed cooking thinking about the witch and I knew I was going to have nightmares about her. The day finshed usually like other days (except for the witch thing) and I slept of course having nighmares about as her which you don't want to know. You might be wondering //when is the pretty Snow White coming in this story?// Like I told you, the story in your head is all false and this one it's true. Again, you might be wondering //why is this person keep saying that it's true when I get the point?// I'm saying this a lot and will because you really have to remember or my life will be over. I was sleeping until when I heard a knock on the door. I decided to ignore but the knock kept on going and I had to open it. I opened the door. Ahhhh! The face! Suddenly I got kidnapped (I think) and when I finally opened my eyes, (still blury) I saw the face again. I was kind of used to it now//.// She looked just ugly and disgusting now//.// However, the witch pulled me right infront of the fancy mirror easily because I was still sleepy. She asked, " You have a choice. You can die right in this place with this silver knife or change with me only the out side face and the voice. Choose, there's no time to think. Come on!" I was very sleepy and I didn't really think much and said " I'll just change, who cares."

Suddenly, the whole world around me changed. I was in somebody's house cooking in the kicthen. It was kind of dirty and I saw some rats. In the next house, there was a poor little girl (now you know, Snow White) doing all the chores and being tortured by mean people. I saw her escaping from the house and was running away to a not clean, weird, small house. There were some dwarves 7 of them looking the same when I saw the 7 little gnomes on the garden. The clothe's color was different for each one and it was colorful. The dwarves and Snow were going in the house and they were very happy somehow. As most of people know, I was the prettiest woman voted in high school. If you think that I look at a mirror and ask the mirror if I'm the prettiest, it's all a rumor. A weird bad rumor I say. Now you might know that the story is getting all really weird and freaky but like I said a lot, it's all true. I decided to give the witch an apple (the favorite food she likes) and she'll be happy enough to like me .I made more extra plain ordinary apples just for people who likes apples and wants to eat one. I gathered the apples making sure that I have 9 apples, I started going to the castle. I saw a girl (Snow) and she looked hungry so I decided to give her one clean apple. So I asked her if she would like to eat an apple and my voice was cranky because I had a cold. It's really true! After she bit a piece, she fell down and she looked like dead. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! What did I do? What do I do? I gave her a nice one (it's not a poisoned one if you read the fake story)! Honest! Oh, I get it. The boy who wanted me to come was true and he took me there accidently and he ran away because he was scared of the witch. The girl he was talking about was Snow and he knew that she was going to die someday. I knew it! She ate it, had a smiley face for 1or 2 minutes then fell.Also, she kind of smiled while dying and the dwarves were saying 'yes, it worked' or something in a whisper. I think they hated me because of my (the bad witch's) ugly face.

I know it's weird and you would think "Oh this author is just trying to be funny. Ha, ha...very funny." or " This author is just creating this up and it doesn't even make sense!". Then everyone blamed me, me, and me Kate only a plainhappy woman turning out like this. Then I died in jail. My miserable life! So don't have a life like me where you get blamed for an innocent story with publishers trying to make the news artical spicy so changing it and don't waste it. Now, a normal (kind of weird though) event in your life where I'm innocent, becomes a story, one of the publisher knows, he makes it up, the world knows the story, and it becomes one of the famous fairy tales where I am the bad and the terrible //grandma.//