Yena5cTwisted+Fairytale

Have you heard the fake story of the Three Billy goat Gruffs where the three goats come out and cross my bridge? Well, oh! First I have to introduce myself. I am Mr. Troll. You know the story of Billy goat gruff? Well, that’s just how the news reporters got the story ( In my opinion, the news reporters should be fired for getting the information wrong.) Billy Goat Gruff’s real name is //Bully// Goat Gruff and ‘Bully’actually,perfectly,100%ly describes him! Well, enough of describing the oldest goat. On with //my// side of the story which is the **__// REAL //__** one. Once upon a time, (a very //cliché// beginning) I just wanted a cool, dirty bath in my river under the bridge. I was having so much fun with my rubber ducky which I named Trollduck, then along came Bully Goat Gruff with his stinky three goat gang. They wanted to cross //my// bridge! The bridge which I payed $1.99 for!!! No, I could not let them cross my $1.99 bridge! They said they just wanted to get to the other side and graze in the pastures. And they said //pretty,pretty, please with 100 cherries on top!// My, how babyish and not Bully Goat Gruffish that was! Also, I didn't know that Bully Goat Gruff and his stinky gang would say such polite things! In the past, in stead of saying //pretty, pretty please with 100 cherries on top,// they said //if you don't I'll beat ya up//. Did they actually change for the first time in a million years, or did they just want to go across my bridge for free? Hummm... Well believe it or not, whatever the news reporters said, the three bully goats gruff gang actually, really, 100%ly sent the youngest of the gang first! My how nice to give the youngest Bully Goat Gruff gang first chance or did they just have a tick up their coats? Just then I got super hungry. I really had to eat the youngest goat! I told the youngest goat that I wanted to eat her up and said sorry. Then she told me her brother would come up and he would be a much more tastier meal! What a bad goat. But still, I wanted a nice, bigger, and tastier meal. So I let the youngest goat go. Then along came the middle goat. My, how tasty he looked! I was about to jump on him saying that I got little goat's permission, when he said a much bigger, healthier, and tastier goat(his brother) will come soon. I was so hungry but I let it go and waited for the Oldest one(Bully Goat Gruff). When he came, I jumped on him quickly so he couldn't say anything. But then bad Bully Goat Gruff kicked me so hard, I went flying. Well, the news reporters came and Bully Goat Gruff was a hero to them because they thoughtI was mean! Bully Goat Gruff lied that his name was //Billy// Goat Gruff. What a liar! Well from then on, I hid underneath my $1.99 bridge and stayed there. Yes, that is the end of my true and sad story.
 * //__ The True Story of The Three Billy Goats Gruff __//**