Twisted+Fairy+Tale

=The Secrets of the Sleeping Beauty=

If you think that you know the entire story in the Sleeping Beauty, you are making a big mistake, because the story that you know doesn't tell the deep secrets inside and also some are made up. Now you can just stay back, relax, and I'll reveal the secrets about the Beauty, I mean actually the Handsomedy(?) and the secrets of the dark witch.

Once upon a time, when there was still wizards, witches, fairies, and other magical creatures, there lived a poor old women name Sal in the corner of a town called Springfield which was far south from Korea but not Japan. She was so poor you can't imagine and very very ugly. Also, she was famous for non-magic. On the other side of the town, there was a enormous castle, which the queen finally gave birth to her daughter. Lots of people and magical creatures came to celebrate the birth of her daughter. Sal also heard the delightful news and she also thought of going to the party. However, she was concerned what to wear. 'I wish I could go celebrate the birth of our new celebrity, but what should I wear? Oh well... I should solve that problem when I am going.' and she started off to the castle. However, she didn't have any ideas what to do, and went into the castle with only wearing black robs and a hat. Because of her clothing, it caused a problem. She had so much a delightful time with all those fantastic food, and when the fairies gave all celebrities to the Beauty, she went to look at the Beauty who was alone in the baby cattle. When she peaked in, she noticed something. The Beauty was actually a boy! She didn't know how, but the Beauty looked like a boy rather than a girl. 'Blimy' she thought 'I shall tell majesty that the baby is a prince, not a princess' but before she knew, she was talking some weird word and a bolt of light shot out of her fingers which was pointing to the prince. She was so surprise doing it. Before she knew, she was surrounded by soldiers. Before she noticed that she needs to escape to live, she disappeared to a room which had stone walls and a small rectangle window and a stack of straw. She felt a bunch of butterflies in her stomach. 'What was that!' she murmured to herself 'did i actually did magic there? Is it possible that I did? Well, I'm talking nonsense. I should first worry about the princess, oh, the prince and oh my. What did I do? Wait. The prince? I was near him. Maybe he's the one who cast the magic to make me cast a spell....Oh, I don’t know." Just then, she heard some footsteps. It was the prince, but fully grown. However, he was wearing a dress. As soon as he saw Sal, he began to speak. "Are you all right? Sorry what I did 16 years ago. I’ll explain everything and please forgive me. Please have a seat on the floor....I will make it warm." He murmured some few words and soon the floor got warm. Sal had a seat and laid her backside on the wall to be comfortable. "The spell you cast" the prince started "was the spell that cursed me to sleep for 100years when i am 16 years old. And the thing is...i made you cast it. I just wanted to see. You know, i am a boy. But people just think that I am a boy just because of my girlish looks. I just wanted to see what people would say after this ridiculous event, that you casting a magic and thinking that you are a dark witch because of your looks. It was sort of an observation. Sorry, can you forgive me for using you?" "Of course....I don't get it...Still, I don't care" said Sal in a small voice. "Wow, thank you. Oh, and can you help me? Well I need to be stung by a wheel and sleep for a while...100years. Can you wake me up? Don't make others do it." "O..Ok..Okay!" stammered Sal. "Thank you again!" said the Prince and he got stung by a bee. Then, Sal heard some footsteps so she hid herself in the stack of straws. Two guard carried the prince, and as time flies, Sal disguised herself into a old innocent women who looked different from Sal. Then 100years past as if it was a second. Sal was wandering around the castle thinking how she should wakeup the prince like slapping him. Then, she saw a tall handsome man coming towards her. "Explain about the princess that is sleeping here" he said. Sal wanted to argue but she gave up and explained the whole story what normal people knew. Then she stopped him from going in, but he was much stronger and he forced her to move. He shouted "Sorry, but this is not for the princess, it is for me and money and I'll give you some!' Sal stood there stunned; soon she flew in and went to follow the man. The man was slapping the princess hard, which made the princess wake up. However, when he woke up, she made him disappear and she grabbed Sal's hand and started to run out. The people saw them and cheered. The king came and he was surprised that it was a woman who woke up the princess. "So...according to the law, are you going to marry?" asked the king. "Well, if it's the law. I don't care" said the prince. "Are you a gay? A lesbian? Or are you mental?" asked the king anxiously. "No, and I am a boy, a man!" said the prince, "Never depend somebody at their looks" The prince and Sal disappeared leaving the town people a lesson and lived happily ever after.

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