Katherine+5C+Twisted+Fairy+Tale

I bet all children know the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, including you. Well, I ’ ll tell you something. My name is Ted, and I am not evil like the story says. In fact, there is a hidden story I will reveal to you in a few moments. Now, listen up closely. I will begin my story: u p in the sky in my castle, I was just making a present for my dear wife. It would be her birthday in a couple of days so I was busy creating the best surprise in the whole world. Now, I ’ m not completely certain how this rodent boy got into my house, but I knew he was somewhat mischievous. Boys always pull pranks and they stir up trouble. So, I made a statement that I guess scared my wife and the boy. It was: "Fee fi fo fum... I see and smell a little boy hiding in my kitchen where my wife is. Please come out." Well, giants are terrifying, I admit it. But I was a polite and caring giant, even though giants were meant to be horrifying. Also, I said please. I mean, are humans afraid of giants because we eat cows? What is the matter with eating a few cows? It's part of the life cycle. It's natural. Humans eat cow meat and other disgusting animal meats, too.
 * __ The Hidden True Story of Jack and the Sunflower (Beanstalk) __**

Let's get back to the story. Well, when I came into the kitchen to see if my wife knew where the boy was, she told me that I was just fooling around in my workroom too long. And so I was imaginating a boy. She gave me a bowl of soup, and while I ate, I studied my wife to see if she was hiding something. She looked as if nothing happened, but I knew something suspicious was happening.

Early in the evening, I realized my guess was correct. The evil boy was escaping with my beloved hen!! It can lay gold and silver eggs, but I kept the hen for a different reason. The hen was my companion!! I tend her every day. As I chased after Jack, I saw a sunflower on which he came walking on. I sighed because I would be too heavy and the sunflower would collapse under my weight.

I then walked home with a heavy heart. I lost my best friend. Well, I thought, he won't steal any more from me!! I locked and barred my castle and went to bed with a heart full of hope. The next morning, I woke up and smelled the dirt and rotten food reeking from the boy. Jack was back!! I was furious. I knew my wife was going to save the boy. She pities all children. Even nasty ones. So I told my wife to give out the secret because sooner or later, she would have to spill the beans. "Ted, what are you talking about?" asked my wife, Andrea. My eyes scrutinized her face, looking for a slight look of guilt. She just smiled sweetly at me and served me a hot bowl of macaroni and cheese. I grunted at her with dissatisfaction. She was fabricating a story, and that is one kind of characteristics I greatly disapprove. Still glaring at Andrea, I rapidly chewed the noodles. After breakfast, I walked back to my workroom to finish Andrea's present; I almost completed wrapping it. After 3 hours elapsed, I heard a "clinging" sound. My bag of coins my parents gave me was being stolen! Oh no! I soon heard a low cackling sound as I dashed to the huge doors.

I cried myself to sleep that night. Well, one thing was for sure: Jack, the horrible boy, will not take my singing violin!!!!!!!!!!!!! I set up burglar alarms all over the castle. He will never get in, I thought. That night, I slept peacefully. I basically slept the entire day. Just then, I heard a wailing voice. I gritted my teeth and clenched my jaw. He was getting away!! This time, I raced toward Jack and the sunflower. This time, my fear of breaking the sunflower vanished and I climbed down.

Oh no! I saw Jack coming to the stem of the gigantic sunflower with a magical grape vine! How vicious and violent humans are! I was coming to ask for my possessions to be returned. But no! He didn't know I was not going to harm him. I trembled as the vine crept toward me. It soon reached me as I called for my wife. As I was turning blue from suffocating, my wife came with a pan and lawnmower to chop off the vine. Actually, I was starting to live again when I saw policemen and their dogs slowly climbing up the vine. However, the police crew started to cut the vine to help me. My wife then threw a dummy toward Earth that looked exactly like me. The crew waved farewell to me and climbed down.

My wife vowed to never again to conjure up any more stories. So we lived in the castle until we both died from a fire. My spirit soared up to Heaven and there I am, still in Heaven, telling you this story. And my wife is listening to me, too. Right now, I am looking down toward Earth, and I am seeing news reporters swarming around Jack's house. I see Jack as a very old elderly person still telling lies about me. He exclaimed that I stole the castle from his father. He also mentioned that he will keep Andrea hostage. Well, too bad for you, Jack. Andrea is up in Heaven with me, I thought about this only a second ago. So, now, after hearing this, I hope you will trust me. Well, actually, I'm already dead, so never mind.


 * The End**